I didn’t. But I did throw up water all over the nurse twice though. She was very nice about it.

I pooped on the delivery table

Conchetta, also remember that since celebrities don’t poop, they don’t poop on their babies so their babies are cleaner than the rest of ours.

Whether or not you get stretch marks is mostly genetic, not much to do with oils or creams. Those who were genetically predisposed not to get them use oils and creams and come to believe it was the oil that prevented the stretch marks. Those who used the same cream and did get stretch marks think they should have used a different brand. Itchiness, on the other hand, has almost everything to do with dry skin and can be treated with lotions/oils to some extent.

hey Whitney. it was just your luck. becuase I have major stretch and i was putting on palmers cocoa butter lotion all the time and i would use tons of it whenever I got bored I would put some on… I even had the smelly little pure cocoa butter stick and it didnt help me

lol Conchetta

Palmers Cocoa Butter lotion works well too. I used that through my PG. I don’t have stretch marks – not sure if it was the lotion or just luck…

Celebrities don’t get stretch marks

Whenever I use oil, I always end up with grease spots! At least Brit has 498593864 outfits and probably won’t care.

Whitney, I just looked at your site, and I love the layout!

If you want, you can stick this post in the “swag” category too-it would fit!

Whoopsie – thanks Anon! Fixed.

It’s stationery, not stationary. Typo!